一弯月亮，

一株被遗弃的卓锦万黛兰，

笼罩黑夜星空。

19 42。

时间不知不觉已是19 42。

咳、咳、咳。

一人咳三声、14人即是42声。

白色菊花沉沦、

凋谢。

19 43。

时间是19 43。

刺、刺、刺。

一人被刺一次、14人即是42刺。

多一刺则溢出赤血，染满了整株樱花。

19 44。

时间正好是19 44。

斩、斩、斩。

一头颅被斩三次，14头即是42斩。

多一斩，五颗眼珠掉出；

再一砍，面目前非。

19 45。

时间终于是19 45。

飞、飞、飞。

一只鸽子挥展翅膀三次、14只鸽子即是42次的挥展。

多一只加入，飞随在前。

黄昏已近、

白鸽飞跃、

从此，

展翅、高飞。

5颗星星，

一弯月亮，

一株绚烂的卓锦万黛兰，

笼罩黑夜新空。

從新營業，

從心而寫。

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ONG WEE XIANG.

Last 8 days of relief teaching at Chongfu primary, Northland Primary and Jiemin Primary ( running around)  really taught me a lot and yea, a lot of interesting things happened.

I reckon that a lot of u thinks that relief teaching is just go and sit in, give out assignment, wait for time to pass, go home right? Yes. Agree. That was my initial impression when I was doing relief teaching last 2 years ago. Like seriously, I think that I really need to change my point of view now for I am completely wrong. Please change yr perceptions of relief teachers as slackers who are just getting paid $65 for a few mere hours ok. Get it clear. It isn’t as what u are thinking.

The 8 days of relief teaching (till now) really spurred me into teaching kids the correct values and what should be done and what should not be done in class. Shall update myself on what has been going on these few days.

Relief class: P1-6.

Like omg. Kids nowadays changes so much that u really need to have a way to control them! Although some of those childish acts are done previously when I was a kid, I really can understand why teachers can be so angry when the class is noisy, when students are walking about, singing, jumping, skipping or wadeva u call it man.

1 hr of eng, 1 hr of math, 1.5 hrs of Chinese and the list go on is just not enough for u to complete a lesson. U really have to rush for time in class, to teach them well, not sit down and slack. They really have to understand, and u really have to start from the very basic. Like for instance, setting up visualizors, on-ing the computers in class where every class de password is different, going online to the specific教材。Say for Chinese right, u need to go xuele.edu.mall.sg. go to the specific chapters which they stop. Which obviously some teachers dint tell u and u have to ask the students.  And read to them together. U need to know where to stop. Where is the difficult word; Explain to them. Justify the meaning, let them form sentences and all those clique stuffs.

U also has to know who is in charge of this, who is in charge of that. So after that, u needs to return them the workbooks, which obviously u have to do some hide and seek to search for it. Say if 1 student do not have it, what are u going to do? If u go to the staffroom and check, wad must u do to the class? Leave the class anot?  Decision making comes in here.

So 1^st of all, whenever I go into any class for relief, be it P1 OR P6, the very 1^st thing I will say is: let set some ground rule. 1: when I am talking, u all don’t talk. 2^nd: I do not want to see anyone of u standing up. If u have any question, raise up yr hand and I will go over. 3^rd: should we have time, we shall play games later, after u all have finished all yr assignments to be due.

O so yahh. Wad games do I play with? THE WORD SINGAPORE. How to play with this word? Form as many words as possible using this word. This trains their vocabulary, spelling, thinking skills and a lot more. It is really a very effective game which are good for the students, albeit saying about NE(national education). Anw, my P3s (from Jiemin) , can form more than 100 words using this can? Pro siahh. Lol.

So yahh, wad is the “up” part??? (: yayyy, lts the result and labour at the end of the day and each day u return for relief, where every child says MR ONG!!!!! MR ONGGG!!!! And a wave frantically to u. some even come up and hugs u!! (:  mr ong!! I miss your games! I miss u! are u teaching us today! Mr ong! Can u teach me today again? Pleaseee!

Yes, I forgot to mention! There are a lot of MPJS in the class! But den, they are really cute! But their MPJ-ness is without any evil intention de! They just wanna catch your attention! Hahahas. So cute. NOT LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS ON HIS AGES ALREADY AND TRYING TO ACT CUTE BY BEING A MPJ. DON THINK I DON KNOW OKAY. I AM WATCHING U, KEEPING TRACK OF U DE K.  ACBBC. (: (:  

ANW, Wad I really can say that is I really think that it’s the MPJs, THE NOISY ONE, THE MISCHIEFVIOUS ONE, THE CHATTERBOX, THE ONE WHO IS SICK, THE ONE WHO HAS SOME ATTITUDE PROBLEM that leaves the most impression to me. Believe me. Seriously.  

O yahh. MPJS. They would really want to help u carry books, saying “ MEEE!! MEEEE MEEEE !!!! MEEEEE !!!”, helping u to clean the white board, helping u sweep floor; wanting to partner with u for recess or wherever they go. so cute right!

The sad thing is that whenever u see children doing that to u, u will expect some “evil” (perhaps envy an more apt word) glances from their teachers. They would be like shhhhhhhhh, den gei gei smile at u. so LOL lo.

Well, things really aren’t smooth as u think it would be.

1)I vividly playing a game when I was young like zooming yr hand over ppl head to act as if yr armpit is over them. The  P6 kids are doing that now. And it is the in games for them okay. They also play it with me and I would be like seriously feel that they are dammmmm childish. But den I dint stop them as u know, we were just the complete reflection of them when we are young. HHAHAS.

2) SWALLOING A ONE-DOLLAR Coin. This cuteeeeeee SILLY Indian girl went to swallow a one-dollar coin and I was dammmmmm flabbergasted when I knew about it! She seriously seemed very comfortable with the coin inside her throat and I quickly brought her out of the classroom to the general office. Halfway through, I keep patting her back while she was speaking some alienated words which I simply cant understand( perhaps tamil I reckon) and I finally understood tat she want to vomit. Thanks god, she vomit outside the general office and phew, with the one dollar coin! So lucky lah! Imagine me having to be jailed or wad just because she died of this trival silly thing. Hahahs.

Den I asked her if she was okay, den re assure that she was fine, and ask her to stop playing with coins again or never to swallow it again, after she went on filling me in that she swallowed  FOR FUN. LOL LO. NOT FUNNY CAN.

The most funniest thing is that when I go back to the class, the class was like asking wad happened to her all those.. Den some students very cute and raise their hand and blurted out: “ mr ong! I swallowed a beeeeeeee!” (OBVOUOSLY DEE SIAO ONE) I was huh???? LOL!

3) “I do not want to friend u!” and there a  P1 student go crying over this! I went over to console her and ask her wad happened. Then she told me the girls sitting beside her don want to friend her, she have no frienddds! Den before I can say anything, she started crying. Guess wad happened after this? LOL, a boy sitting infront of him raise up his hand and say: “MR ONG, I AM HER FRIEND. I GOT FRIEND HER.”

真是哭笑不得can. Seriously.

4) Anger Management Problem- I went on the racial harmony day. I was assigned with 3 teachers ( 1 form teacher and one NIE teacher). So they are supposed to present to the class wad their group has drawn for racial harmony day. If their criteria is fulfilled, they will have a mark. So a dammmmm mischievous group keeeeeep sabotaging other groups by saying crude things. Hence, a student who has Anger Management problem XXXXX, went to PUCHHHHH (PUNCH OK) the leader of the sabotager. The teachers inside was shocked, and quickly pulled them apart. I quicky went to the one who is being punched and started protecting him and console him. O man, wad a nice racial harmony day.

Today, I  went to northland and had a student who has Anger Management Problem as well. Actually I seriously think that he is very ke lian. He just came out of the hospital, and had had a lot of scars on his hands.. see le 就心痛.heart really fell for him seeing those scars.  So yahh, I tried to induce him into saying wad happen. He tried to cover up with excuses saying it was mosquitoes bites, it was hot water scald, which obviously isn’t.

Actually, he got a counselor and a teacher mentor, he scolded F word to the principal and vice principal, according to the counselor. So today, he was quite peaceful (to me) and yahh, he went mad after that. He brandish the 1 meter ruler and hits the projector! He went running around the corridor, playing and throwing oranges at wall. Chee bye he scolded before, stomping on the duster he performed b4.. SO in the end, he was drag to the mentor and I think was sent home or to the counselor. Yea. Haixx. Actually I am now still very worried about the kid.. heart really fell for him instead of being angry with him. Really. I still believe that there must be something wrong in the house that he refused to share or was forced not to tell. And yah,I was confirmed by the counselor at the end of the day that they ALSO suspect something is going in the house which cause my this handsome small cute boy to go haywire.. how I wish I can help siah. 真得很无奈,什么东西也不能做,束手无策的感觉并非很好，我很想为他做些什么，但其实，我不能，想必也轮不到我。:(

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ANWWWWWWW.

Shall update more thinggggggs some time later!

I AM DARN TIRED NOW AND STILL THINKING OF MY POOOR BOY.

O yahhhhhhh!

I still got list a lot of things to share in my mind! (:

That’s include:

1) shitting on pants and clearing it.

2) stomach upset.

3) Blood clotting kid who happens to have blood lost that that. Meaning if he bleeds, he cant stop it.

4) Temp taking for H1N1

5) NL P1 Maths! DAMMMMMMMMMMM DIFFICULT FOR THEM (我自己认为啦)! WANT TO KNOW THE QNS? (:

5) Flirtatious  P2 kid who is dammmmm popular in class.

Goodnight wee! (: I am enjoying every moments in relief teaching! (: Root on wee!

Oooooouuuurrrrrr nooooodles! (:

Hotdogssssss!!

When our noooooodles are readyyy!

Yayyy!!!

*LOVES*

delicioussss looking noodles waiting for hungry stomach to fill it in!

KUDOSSSSSS! finalllllyyyyyyy done!

FINALLL PRODUCTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Our cheffffff for today! XUETING! (:

SUDUP!!

NICE AFTERNOOOOON WITH BEST FRIENDS ARDOUND! (:

ZHIHUI! WHERE ARE U! (:

THANKS XUETING FOR DA TREAT!

*LOVES*

WEE IS FINALLY BACK TO SINGAPORE! (:

THIS BLOG WILL BE REVIVIED! (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BOTH OF US!!!

AND YES! I CELEBRATED MY 19TH BIRTHDAY IN CHINA!!!

AND I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE THINGS MY BEST FRIENDS DID FOR ME!

THANK U ALL!

080509(THURS):

FIRST OF ALL…..

we went to KTV to sing!!!!
O ANW!!! ZHIHUI,XUETING,YONGSEN,HANYU WERE DAMM NICE TO CHEAT ME IN THE MORNING TO MAKE CAKE FOR ME AND LEFT ME ALONE TO COME TO THIS KTV…
BUT I REALLY APPRECIATE THEM!

The exterior of the place… so higgggggghhhh classs right. LOL!

its called karaoke rat in englishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

so yea!!! we went straight into our room to sing!!

The drinks here is freeee flow de.. but the taste suckssss. really.

so yea! one group photo and here we srart singing!

they all dian-ge-ingggg.

they got this!!! so cool and fun!! lol!

and dice to spice up the whole atmoshpere!!!

tadah!!! they nvr give 1-2 dice only niahh. they give at least more than 10 dice lorrr. hahahas.

since they is no foods served. we bought our own food!!!!

xueting dian-ge-ing for us! =x

HAN YU singing! o man!! i really went “whoa”upon hearing her high-pitcheeeeeed voice!!! damm powerful!!!

best kaki chen zhihui!!!

hehehehehehhe. koh yong sen. hehe.

chen zhihui again! hehe.

Den sing till abt 1~5.. we decided to have my bdae cake!!
This bdae cake is soooooo nice right!!!!!!!! drawn by xueting!!!
but i reckon that ys, hy and zh help too!! kudos to all!!!

dammmmm nice lorr!!! spitting image of 蜡笔小新！

yeaa~~~ me turning 19!!!

lalalal~~ may all wishes come true!

lalala~~~~~~happy bdae to chin too!

me trying to mouth out the candles~~`

xueting and ys singing happy birthday song for me…

den they bully me…. sobxxxxx.

den we went back singing!! chen zhihui is so cuteee. haahahs.

koh yong sen. hhahahahahahahahaha.

us! yea!! credits to 劳苦功高的雪婷。（：

yea!!!!

chen zhihui fotos below~

NO 1.

NO 2.

NO 3.

ME , XUETING AND ZHIHUI!!!

GOH HAN YU!

THE PRESENT THEY GAVE ME!!!
SO CUTEEEE!!
BELOW U WILL SEE A SERIES OF PICS OF MY PRESENT BEING RAPED. HAHAHAAHAHS.

this one is okayy.. touch touch only..

den han yu starts peeing into people private parts..

den xueting tried to bite the head offfffff.

BUAHAHA. THIS PICS IS SO FUNNY. =x

seeeeeeee. don know wad they doing. hhaahs

but chen zhihui still loves it!

but after that she starts to bully it!



seee. smelling its butts. hahahahs.

den touch his private part. hahahahs.

den forcing it to speak. haas.

hahahas. this is so cool!

den start 采访-ing its private parts..

letting it smell zhihui’s butts.

oh no！goodness gracious!

and the raping starts!

see. chen zhihui is a present herself! hahahaahahs. for me??? hehehehehehe.

us with the present!

yea!! chenzhihui, wee, xueting, hanyu!

me and chen.

hanyu, ys, wee, zhi.

OOOOOOPS.

hahahahhas. goodnesss.

me and zhihui!!!!

end of story!!!

THEY PAID THE KTV FOR ME!

AND THE TOTAL IS 65 RMB ONLY!

THAT MEANS I PERSON 13 RMB= ~$3.10

WALAO!!

*SMACK THE RATE IN SINGAPORE**
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So after k… we went to 舟山东路to walk walk before going to steamboat!

seee. so 民营企业 siahhhh.

they sell alot of thinggggsss very cheapp de…

esp bags and clothes..

and not to forget, foods.

seeee. wad a scenic view we see everytime on zhou shan.

and offf we go towards steamboat!!! yayayyyyyy!!!!!

this time we changed a new place for steamboat!! and the ambience is nicer than the one we visited last time!

and the food is definitely nicer!!!!

we ordered alot alot alot alot alot!!!

seee!

after adding all….

SEEEEEEE.

In the end we paid 192 rmb..

and i footed 100 bucks to treat my best friends! yea!

HAPPY DAY!
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when we return home…

huiyuan gave me a present!

yayyy! but its lao zi and lun yu. OMGGGGG!!!
BUT THANK HUIYUAN!

and layyen is dammmm nice i tell u.
she is very sweet.
at exactly 12am (which signifies my actual bdae)
she sms me:” 生日快乐..不要在自家门口摆放东西…应该去清一下…晚安..”
den i was like thinking.. huh? wad did i left outside…
den when i open the door, i saw her present!!!!!!!

Thank u layyen!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
friends forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thanks for all who sms, msn, facebook-ed me to send yr regards!!!! thank u very much!!! i really appreciate it very much!!!!!!!! thank u!!! DDDDDDDDDD

thank u wayne for allowing chen to have her blogpost up on yr blog too!!
http://www.chongtak.blogspot.com/
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090509(FRI):
on my bdae…

we went吴山to shop!!!!!!!!!! its a scorchingggggggg hot dayyy!!!!

so we went to this shop we went last time to eat the 煎包! its called 吃不得! means u cannot eat. hahahas.

and i had the 酱肉炒面疙瘩.

and this is wad it looks like.
its like marcaoni with meat. yea. so-so only..

but this is dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice!!!!
its the prawn jian bao~~when u eat it.. the soup inside will splur out!!!
omgggggggg. its really dammm dammm dammm nice.
BDAE FOOD FOR ME HUH. HAHAHS.

since its such a hot day. we decided to head to MAC to have a cone of ice-creammm.

but we were appalled by the interior of the mac. like o man. so high class siahhhh.

and yea!!! we had sundaeeeeeeeee!~

but the person is veryyyy biased. cos she gave more icecream for me!!!! hahahahahahs.
seee the difference.

and yeaaa. we went shoppinggggg!!!

and we decided to make a chun lian for ourself using our name!!!
the person will just 出口成章!!!! like so astouding lorr!
but its kinda ex. 70 rmb siahhh.

and off we go shopping again!!! the laughing buddha.

and hahahahas. i went to touch its stomach!!!

and lastly, i went to have a portrait of myself!!!!!
hahahahaahahahs. its 60 rmb in total!!!!!
but i like it!
BUT THE WEATHER REALLY SUCKS.
34degrees!!! O MAN. HIGHEST DEGREES FOR HANGZHOU LAHHH.
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BUT STILL~~~ HAPPY BDAE WEE AND CHIN!!

HAHHAS.

SOUNDS SERIOUS?

NAHHH.

DON THINK TOO MUCH.

MY EARS JUST GOT SERIOUSLY BLOCKED.

THATS WHY I VISITED THE HOSPITAL WITH YONG SEN, ZHIHUI, HAN YU AND XUETING. (: *THANKS FRIENDS!!!* (:

WE WENT TO 浙江市第二人民医院……

SO WE WENT TO THOSE NON EMERGENCY DE. CALLED MEN ZHEN.

SEEE. FOR NON EMERGENCY PPL LIKE ME. (:

THIS IS THEIR SIGN LORR.

So firstly, i have to pay 5 rmb to this rude lady who wants me to be admitted.

The forms i filled in…

And they got this card don know for wad too………

SO WE HEAD TOWARDS THE ENT(EAR NOSE AND THROAT) SIDE! (:
FOR 15 MINS WALK I RECKON!!! BOOOO! chen zhihui with the sign. (:

BASEMENT OF THE HOSPITAL.

OUTSIDE CLINIC…

THE CLINIC SUCKS!
THEY DON HAVE A 专门的DOOR FOR U!
THEY ONLY GOT A PARTION!!!
THATS MEANS U GET TO SEE DOC TREATING PATIENTS DIGUSTINGLY!
ITS LIKE A OPEN DOOR CLINIC LORR! YUCKS!

BUT ANW. MY EARS ARE OKAY LE! (: (: (:

KUDOS!

ANW, THE WHOLE TREATMENT WAS ONLY FOR 20 RMB!~~~ S$5!
*JAWS DROPPED!*